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Yeah...So, I'm a Homo

Get Over It!

Created on 2005-01-24 11:06:53 (#5880918), last updated 2008-04-28

104 comments received, 124 comments posted

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Name:addict_n_me
Birthdate:1987-07-08
Location:Gatesville, Texas, United States
Bio
I want a girl with a mind like a diamond.I want a girl who knows what's best.I want a girl with shoes that cut.And eyes that burn like cigarettes.I want a girl with the right allocations.Who's fast and thorough And sharp as a tack.She's playing with her jewelry She's putting up her hair.She's touring the facility.And picking up slack.I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnng jacket.I want a girl who gets up early.I want a girl who stays up late.I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity.Who used a machette to cut through red tape.With fingernails that shine like justice.And a voice that is dark like tinted glass.She is fast and thorough And sharp as a tack.She's touring the facility.And picking up slack.I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnng..lonnng jacket.I want a girl with a smooth liquidation.I want a girl with good dividends.And at the city bank we will meet accidentally.We'll start to talk when she borrows my pen.

MARRIAGE IS ABOUT LOVE
FUCK THE GOVERNMENT
SHOW YOUR SUPPORT!!!

*Tell them what your hands were made for,Tell them who your mouth was made for*

Please mamma can't you see I've always tried to please I
wore ribbons and jewelry and makeup and dresses down to my knees You said that it's a
phase, just something I'd out grow But I've got a girlfriend and she's got a lawn that
I'd sure like to mow Go on and wish that Brad Pitt would come along But I prefer Madonna
in a lacy thong Cause I'm a lesbian I don't like nothin' swinging 'tween their
legs Ya, I'm a lesbian I don't know why God gave me eggs When I have sex it's funny
clean And no man can jump inbetween No, I don't need no magic wand I'm a
lesbian They talk behind my back and critized my life But I get no complaints from Lou
Diamond Phillips' wife Cause I'm a lesbian I'd rather be with Jane than Dick Ya, I'm
a lesbian A penis doesn't do the trick When we go in for 69, I know hers is the same
as mine Hide your wives cause here I come I'm a lesbian I'm a lesbian When does
cheerleading practice start? Hey there cutie.
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